Bit of Wit: Texas Bar Sues Church

(Bloger note: This from Rick Copeland, aka “Ranger Rick,” an old FBI bud who is a native Texan and lives in Austin.  Thanks Rick.)

In Mt. Vernon, Texas, Drummond’s Bar began construction on  expansion of their building to increase their business.

In response, the local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from  expanding with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the ground.

After the bar burning to the ground by a lightning strike the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about “the power of prayer”, until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church “was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means”.

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building’s demise.

The judge read through the plaintiff’s complaint and the defendant’s reply and at the opening hearing he commented, “I  don’t know how I’m  going to decide this, but it appears from the paperwork that we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that now does not.”  (True story.)

“This is the day the Lord hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it”
Psalm 118:24

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About ronfurg

Former naval officer, federal investigator, forensic scientist, senior executive service member and pastor. In retirement serves as volunteer and life group leader at New Life Christian Church (www.newlife4me.com). Devoted to beautiful wife, kids and grandkids. Looking forward to the time when every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord of all and that He is the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
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